Lou and Andy Little Britain Doll

Little Britain would not be the same without Lou and Andy. Andy is a grouchy wheelchair bound character, who is heard to mutter "Yeh ah know" a lot. Lou his long suffering helper is unaware that Andy can not only walk, but can dive in the pool, ice skate and has even appeared on a TV game show - "Come on down Andy".

Lou and Andy Little Britain Talking Dolls

These Matt Lucas and David Walliams creations are so loveable that you'll want to take them home - and now you can. This Little Britain talking doll comes complete with wheelchair and is jammed full of tasty Little Britain sound bytes.

Lou and Andy talk

Just squeeze Andy's hand and they will say:

Andy: "Don't like it! Ah want that one!"

Andy: "Ah don't like it!? ah want that one!... that one, that one and that one!"

Lou: "Woss that you're watching, Monster Trucks?" Andy: "Yeh, Monster Trucks!"

Lou: "What a kerfuffle!" Andy: "Yeh ah know!"

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Daffyd Little Britain Doll

Daffyd is a gay. He is proud to be the only gay in his little Welsh village. Daffyd oozes homosexuality in his tight rubber outfits and the Daffyd Little Britain Talking Doll continues this fine tradition. Like the other Little Britain Talking Dolls, if you squeeze his hand he will talk.

Daffyd the Gay says

"That's exactly the kind of homophobic attitude I've come to expect in this village!"

"Bloody Hell Myfanwy I'm so down! It's not easy being the only gay in the village!"

"I'll have a quarter of Bonbons and a copy of Gay Times please... it's my only outlet!"

"Oh no Myfanwy, I couldn't possibly walk all the way over there. These hotpants give me terrible chaffing";.

"I'll have another Bacardi and Coke Please Myfanwy".

And finally the phrase that made Daffyd famous - "I am the only gay in the village!"

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Vicky Pollard Little Britain Doll

Vicky Pollard the delinquent teen from Darkly Noone has been imortalized in the form of a Little Britain Talking Doll. 12 inch tall Vicky will start her incomprehensible spit with a gentle squeeze of her hand. Vicky is played by Matt Lucas and is one of the most popular characters from the Little Britain TV show. Known for stubbing out fags in the swimming pool or a spot of graffiti on the bus. This fun talking doll delivers the full Vicky Pollard "Yeah but , no but" experience.

Vicky Talks

Vicky the talking doll has been heard to say:

"No Doctor cos you can only get pregnant by sitting in someone's bathwater! An anway if anyone's pregnant it's Jo Rowley because Meredith reckons she seen her with her hand down Ashley's trackie bottoms".

"No but yeh but no what happened was, was you know the Redmond sisters, they found a verruca sock in the girls bogs and put it in Carrie's bag and she completely had an eppy and turned up to Carmel Sharma's party with a compass and stabbed Carmel Sharma, and anyway Shelly Bentley gave Craig Harmen a blowie in the shallow end for a bite of his Funny Foot".

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Little Britain Dolls

Little Britain fans rejoice. Now you can get your very own Lou and Andy, Vicky and Daffyd. These popular characters from Little Britain are immortalised in the form of talking dolls. The Little Britain dolls are harder than Action Man and a lot cooler than Barbie, but they are not designed for children. Like the Little Britain series, they don't pull any punches.

Little Britain Talking Dolls

There are currently three dolls to collect: "Yeah But, No But" Vicky Pollard - the mouthy teen chav, Lou and Andy complete with wheelchair and last but not least Daffyd - the gay. They talk when you squeeze their hand, and will utter a well known phrase from Little Britain at random. So, you never quite know what to expect - just like Little Britain.

The only gay doll in the village

Now Daffyd no longer needs to be "the only gay in the village". Buy two of these funky 12inch tall Daffyd dolls, and he never need be alone again. Little Britain's writers and stars David Walliams and Matt Lucas have endorsed these dolls, in order to stop snidy copies on the black market and earn a few quid in the process. These are the first in a series of Little Britain dolls and will probably be a popular Christmas gift for teenagers, adults and gays all over Little Britain

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The World's Fastest Chauffeur

My Dad is a professional Chauffeur. He really enjoys his work, not only because he gets the chance to chauffeur some very interesting and sometimes famous people, but because of the tools of his trade - a Mercedes-Benz S Class 600. As you can see from the picture above it looks very similar to the Mercedes-Benz S Class 500 pictured on the right. The only real clue is the V12 moniker on the front wing. Both cars are stylish and elegant. They feature the usual goodies that you might expect from this sort of calibre of car, DVD, TV etc but the 600 has an awesome secret weapon...

BiTurbo V12 Power

This is why this car costs more than a house. It is an awe-inspiring 5.5 Litre V12 hooked up to a BiTurbo system - are these Germans mad? It produces over 500BHP and more torque than the Titanic. When you put your foot down it uses more fuel than the executive jets shown parked along side it. The reason why my Dad chose the car though, was for the silky smooth silence of the V12 twin turbo. His customers expect the best chauffeuring experience from his cars, so that's what he gives them.

A gentle drive in the country

When he first got the car, he took me for a quick spin. I am quite used to the S Class now, I have been driven in most varieties. At first, I didn't notice much apart from the silence of the engine and the beautiful upholstering. Stitching doesn't do much for me, so I settled back for a nice leisurely drive on the country roads, listening to the awesome Bose Sound System. Then we turned into a long straight country road, with a gentle dip, so we could see a head for about a mile. Then all hell broke loose... My Dad put the car into Sports Mode, the car dropped low and you could now feel the bumps. He then floored it, in 4.8 seconds we passed by 60 mph and a few seconds later we were doing 120-mph on a country road! I can't explain how fast this car is. I have driven 911 Turbo's, Aston Martins and some other fast cars. But this is something else, it is effortless. The car is heavier than a train, but it performs like a skimpy clad Italian sports car. It is an incredible feat of Teutonic engineering, albeit the engineers should be certified for even contemplating such a beast, but I am so glad they did.

Need a chauffeur?

So if your in London or Surrey and you want a luxury limousine to take you round the shops or even on a long haul up to Edinburgh and your in a bit of a hurry. Book a chauffeur car from iChauffeur - Chauffeurs for London and ask for a S Class 600... You have been warned....

Orgasmatron Head Massager

The kinky sounding Orgasmatron is a hand-held head massager. This simple device can be used to massage your scalp - or any other area. Akin to an Indian head massage it will make your toes curl in delight. It is a simple copper wire device, that you can use to stimulate your scalp and help you relax. I am interested in healing and when I first heard of the Orgasmatron, I was a little sceptical of how effective it would be. My reservations were quickly calmed though. It is incredibly simple to use and I had no problem getting lovely waves of pleasure rushing through my body.

Is the Orgasmatron for you?

Not everybody likes the effect, if you have a sensitive scalp, you might find it uncomfortable. But most people will squeel with delight and the effect is even better if you can get someone else to massage you. It makes a great party talking point and makes a wonderful gift for a good friend.

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